Incredible breakthroughs and advances in biotechnology
allow us to Transplant DNA!
Yes, you read that correctly: transplant DNA.
Forget transplanting your heart, your brain, or any
other body part - we'll just take the DNA of a healthy person
and give it to you!*
* With their permission, of course.
How it Works
DNA Transplanting requires the use of two hosts,
connected through a series of tubes, wires, rods, and
branding irons sutures.
Patients are knocked out
guided into a blissful nap, while the DNA Transplant Specialist (Steve Jr.)
works his magic.
Disclaimer: We don't know how Steve Jr. performs his magic,
but hey, it works!
At the end of the surgery (hopefully you wake up), you'll return
to the world a new you! You won't even notice a difference, because
your DNA would've been swapped with that of another person,
completely altering both of you, memory included.
No, we do not just swap you and the patient between beds.
We would never do that. Ever. Never.